More Dog Quotes
“If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.” - Unknown
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” - Roger Caras
“When its raining cats and dogs, be sure not to step in the poodles.” - Unknown
“If your dog thinks you’re the greatest person in the world, don’t seek a second opinion.” - Jim Fiebig
“Never trust a dog to watch your food.” - Unknown
“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies.” - Gene Hill
“In dog years I’m dead” - Unknown (Could be me)
“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” - Louis Sabin
“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.” - Franklin P. Jones
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” - Dave Barry
“A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.” - Charles Doran
“I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.” - Penny Ward Moser
“The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.” - Danish Proverb
“Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
- Groucho Marx.
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
- Robert Benchley
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” - Sue Murphy
“I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.”
- Unknown
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” - Rita Rudner
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” - Ben Williams
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” - Christopher Morley
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” - Unknown
“Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.” - Smiley Blanton
“If you want the best seat in the house … move the dog” - Unknown
